Concrete meets luxury to bring you “luxury concrete” at Lumen, a new condo on West 3rd near Granville Island in Vancouver.
Allow me to keep things “light” by sharing the developer’s 100W description of the place (to make this a drinking game, take a drink at each hyphenated phase):
Striking white quartz countertops, rich wood veneer cabinetry and matching paneled appliances create a seamless flow of smooth, integrated surfaces in your European-inspired kitchen run; while sexy frameless glass showers, extra-deep soaker tubs, and distinctive medicine cabinets make each luxurious Lumen bathroom a spa-like sanctuary.
European-inspired. Extra-deep. Spa-like. Wow! I just downed three shots! (Actually, I downed four. I took a bonus at the “rich wood veneer” part. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.)
Hey, how many condo marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Again, I couldn’t help myself.)