Illusion at Lumen

Lumen

Concrete meets luxury to bring you “luxury concrete” at Lumen, a new condo on West 3rd near Granville Island in Vancouver.

Allow me to keep things “light” by sharing the developer’s 100W description of the place (to make this a drinking game, take a drink at each hyphenated phase):

Striking white quartz countertops, rich wood veneer cabinetry and matching paneled appliances create a seamless flow of smooth, integrated surfaces in your European-inspired kitchen run; while sexy frameless glass showers, extra-deep soaker tubs, and distinctive medicine cabinets make each luxurious Lumen bathroom a spa-like sanctuary.

European-inspired. Extra-deep. Spa-like. Wow! I just downed three shots! (Actually, I downed four. I took a bonus at the “rich wood veneer” part. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.)

Hey, how many condo marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Again, I couldn’t help myself.)

4 Responses to “Illusion at Lumen”

  1. jesse Says:

    I would say it’s definitely LUX – urious. Haha.

    For the massive geeks out there, 1 Lux = 1 Lumen per square metre.

  2. Bubble & Fizz(le Says:

    Victoria condo developers are scrambling to catch up with the Vancouver hype, for example The Aspen at Lakeside Village.

  3. the mule Says:

    “Granvile Island” doesn’t sound like a very enviable neighbourhood.

  4. condohype Says:

    Errors, it would seem, are the industry standard for Vancouver condo marketing today. I encourage would-be buyers to visit the sales centre and ask if the condo construction will demonstrate the same attention to detail as the marketing.

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