This ad for the Tamarind Westside condos in Abbotsford has it all. It really does. Bad fonts and bad copy. Mention of an investment opportunity. Priority pre-registration. Flowers. A woman having an orgasm in an open field.
The condos might start at $119,900 but this marketing is priceless.
What’s the deal behind the Tamarind Westside? Here’s the story straight from the project’s official website copy:
Tamarind Westside is a hip enclave of 188 unique, urban-style condos tucked away in a private corner of a contemporary neighbourhood on the west side of Abbotsford.
The location offers conveniences at your doorstep with amenities just a quick stroll away — including a fitness centre, Starbucks, and a diverse array of other vibrant restaurants and businesses.
The freeway access is incredible… just a one minute commute to the Mt. Lehman interchange and you’re on your way!
Hip enclave? Urban-style? Starbucks as an amenity? Wow, I don’t even have to write a punchline this is such comic gold.
My personal favourite?
“One minute commute to the Mt. Lehman interchange.”
I thought Rennie gave us big laughs with one minute from Vancouver. Sorry King Bob. You just lost the comedy crown.