Because nothing says “pedestrian-friendly” like a condo steps from Lougheed Highway, Ledingham McAllister brings us Jackson House at Brentwood Gate.
Here’s the ad’s spin:
Nature and fine living are combined to create the latest work of art in the Brentwood Gate collection. This is Jackson House. A selection of craftsman-inspired four storey residences nestled among a long established traditional residential community.
Nestled? That’s a friendly way of saying it.
According to the developer, Brentwood Gate is inspired by the Group of Seven. I’d say a more true inspiration is the Jackson 5. I’m thinking of Marlon, Jermaine, Tito, Jackie, and Michael all stuffed into a two-bedroom fighting over who gets first dibs on use of the soaker tub.
I imagine there’d be a lot of fighting going on, probably because of the disappointment that comes with dropping so much cash on a home that considers “built-in closet shelving” to be a special feature. Or maybe tensions flared over whose towel gets to hang off the “polished chrome towel bar.”
For more entertainment, go to www.brentwoodgate.com and check out the features list for Jackson House.